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NEW RESOLUTIONS


2009
12.22

Every year I make New Year resolutions, and every year I break em’. But in 2009, I managed to crack one resolution that I been evading me since 2007: driving a car.

I suppose sometimes circumstance is a necessary motivator. In Mumbai I would hope into an auto, and be on my way, whether the destination was a nightclub, coffee shop or work. In Delhi, and particularly Noida, you don’t want to know the auto men. They rattle off the first figure that pops into their heads. So, I registered myself at a driving school managed by a moody, regimental ole’ ex-army man, and managed to learn how to get myself from Point A to Point B in a second-hand, Silky Silver Alto (with power steering!).

The second New Year resolution was to get fit. I have worked out, run more and eaten healthier this year, than ever before. Amending ‘losing weight’ to ‘getting fit’ did the trick. I now relish the idea of taking a power walk, running in the park and doing tummy crunches. Not to mention, other perks like getting to know the neighbourhood better and communing with nature, whatever part of it is available in this city.

For instance, I know that the street dogs on Florence Nightinglae Lane are well-fed. Every morning, the watchman at one of the bungalows, puts out a bowl of food for the little mongrels. One chilly winter morn, they were attired in the cutest little doggie sweaters (sweater-clad dogs — mostly pedigree — are a common sight in Delhi winters). The squirrels in the Rose Garden get to nibble on glucose biscuits every morning, which they do with a vengeance, before scuttling off when humans get dangerously close.

On a different note, I recently misplaced my credit card and it turns out that I left it whilst paying the bill at my fav hub, The Living Room up in Hauz Khas village. The cashier smiled a queer little smile, and pulled out a stack of credit cards, all neatly wrapped up in white serviettes. How many drunk people are there in Delhi?

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Fashion forward…


2009
12.05

This week I attended a glamourous fashion extravaganza at a five star hotel in the city of gargantuan malls, swanky townships and lush, green parks. Oops. Just malls and townships. No parks.

The bold and the beautiful of Delhi, turned out, well-coiffured in tuxes, cocktail dresses and saris. It was a motley crew of people – the glamazons, the intellectuals, the activists and the artists. A prominent actress was the chief guest. Also in attendance were some big names, and some designers, up and coming, of the fashion fraternity. There was white wine and sushi and sinful little chocolate desserts, and my favourite fruit – the kiwi. And some air kissing. I bumped into a couple of people from my fashion week reporting days.

What was most interesting really was the theme of the fashion show – sustainable development – a fashion forward idea that’s somewhat ahead of the curve in these parts. Contemporary designers teamed up with traditional craftsman, to create new looks. I can’t say I loved all the designs, but I liked the ones by my favourite designers, and a few more. At the end of the show, the crafts people walked alongside the designer, to take a bow. I dare say some of the former may never have set foot outside their villages, let alone walk the ramp amidst the bold and the beautiful of Delhi. But they did it with flair, anyway. Touché.

Interestingly, even though Dilli Haat is a favourite haunt, I always feel that one sees the same old crafts every season. What the crafts people need is some help, some insight and some financial assistance on how to blend the old with the contemporary, because one is incomplete sans the other.

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Doggie drama outside the office


2009
12.02
Doggie drama outside the office
I was mist of an editorial meeting, when the wail of a dog travelled at lightening speed from the parking lot to the second floor of the building. The wail grew into an unbearable howl of agony. A street dog was lying under the wheel of a car, in incredible pain, its right leg, smashed.
The sound was disturbing, and I called up Friendico’s who said they would try and send their ambulance soon. I went looking for my colleague S who is a fierce dog lover, so, fierce she would risk being bitten to save a little one from hurting. She was already on top of things; the organisation was sending a helper who would capture the dog, and they would transport it in her car to the centre, where medical facilities would be available.
In the meantime, the hurt little fellow was lying in a corner, S’ driver keeping watch, and with good reason. A brawny chap started poking around, and S called out to him sternly from her vantage point on the 2nd floor. He was shooed away. When the helper arrive, his intentions were no doubt, good, but he wasn’t exactly qualified to deal with an antagonised (and possibly hungry) street dog. The injured one snarled suspiciously and yelped in pain. A spray of pee dotted the footpath, the pee of fear, and he scuttled off into a corner. A huge crowd of curious folks gathered.
Someone offered milk, some were tickled by the spectacle, that of people trying to save a mere street dog, when people died on the streets every day. We shooed those who were not contributing in any manner, away. The helper got busy, but with no luck. Finally, a chap who worked at the neighbouring kiosk turned up. At first we doubted his intentions as his manner was a little rough. But then he caught hold of the dog, and bundled him in the trunk of S’ car, and they were off to the venue. But not before S gave the driver, the perpetrator of the crime a big lecture. He was a driver, who didn’t express any sort of emotion, negative or positive. It was just another day for him.
Coaxing the dog into a cage at the centre took more time. Post work S was off to check on his progress; such is the dedication of this dog-lover, putting the rest of us pseudo-canine lovers to shame.

In the midst of an editorial meeting, today, the agonising wail of a street dog travelled at lightening speed from the parking lot to the second floor of the building. A little black and white mongrel was lying under the wheel of a car, in incredible pain, its right leg, smashed.

It continued howling in pain. So, I called up animal shelter Friendicoes who said they would try and send their ambulance soon. I went looking for my colleague S who is a fierce dog lover, so, fierce she would risk being bitten to save a little one from hurting. She was already on top of things; the organisation was sending a helper who would capture the dog, and they would transport it in her car to the centre, where medical facilities would be available.

In the meantime, the hurt little fellow was lying in a corner, S’ driver keeping watch, and with good reason. A brawny chap started poking around, and S called out to him sternly from her vantage point on the 2nd floor. He was shooed away. When the helper arrive, his intentions were no doubt, good, but he wasn’t exactly qualified to deal with an antagonised (and possibly hungry) street dog. The injured one snarled suspiciously and yelped in pain. A spray of pee dotted the footpath, the pee of fear, and he scuttled off into a corner. A huge crowd of curious folks gathered.

Someone offered milk, some were tickled by the spectacle, that of people trying to save a mere street dog, when people died on the streets every day. We shooed those who were not contributing in any manner, away. The helper got busy, but with no luck. Finally, a chap who worked at the neighbouring kiosk turned up. At first we doubted his intentions as his manner was a little rough. But then he caught hold of the dog, and bundled him in the trunk of S’ car, and they were off to the venue. But not before S gave the driver, the perpetrator of the crime a big lecture. He was a driver, who didn’t express any sort of emotion, negative or positive. It was just another day in the parking lot, for him.

Coaxing the dog into a cage at the centre took more time. Post work S was off to check on his progress; such is the dedication of this dog-lover, putting the rest of us canine-lovers to shame.

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En route to carb hell…


2009
11.30

Enjoyed a charmed weekend after a long sabbatical from charmed weekends, and reaffirmed three ‘old new’ friendships, too. I met all these folks in Delhi. One is an affectionate Punjabi, who hails from the city. Another, just like me, relocated from Mumbai to Delhi for work. The third, is originally from Jaipur, but Delhi is now home, courtesy work.

Dilli Haat is a treat for handicraft junkies, and I have visited a couple of times and picked up quaint pieces of this and that, for my house. But visiting it with a gal, who knows her crafts exceptionally well, makes for a much more productive shopping expedition. Between the Orissa and Tripura stalls, her accent altered considerably, and she metamorphosed from a petite gal with deceptively mousy disposition, into a force to be reckoned with on the bargaining table.

We picked up melt-in-your-mouth homemade honey that does not crystallise when at freezing point, and a pair of wooden candlesticks with snatches of mosaic. They looked a little worn out, which in fact gave them more character. I could easily visualise Cinderella using them to find her way around the attic, somewhere in the European countryside, in the days of no electricity. We had fruit beer and momos at the Shillong stall, and my friend, with childlike enthusiasm picked up sticks of flaming pick old lady’s hair, and spread the love by offering one to me, too.

The next morning, I was supposed to team up with a friend for a run at the Deer Park and then breakfast at the India Habitat Centre. But it was such a lovely, chilly morning, that we decided to skip the run and just head for breakfast at IHC.

The All American Diner has a BIG, FAT breakfast buffet, with all things fattening and yum-yum; bacon, eggs, sausages, smoked cheese, pate, quiche Lorraine (veg and non-veg), croissant, idli sambar, frittatas, terrines, canapés, kiwi, watermelon, toast, juices, mushrooms, peppers….phew! Don’t eat for a week before you head here. People were heading for 4ths and 5ths. And we are all going to carb hell!

The damages are Rs 395 + tax, which ultimately amounts to about Rs 500 per head. I won’t say that they have the most memorable food, but they do have the most attractive pricing. Unlimited cheese and meats, music from the 50’s and a breakfast in the sunlight, on a chilling winter morn. It’s bliss.

Post, we visited a photography, sculpture and porcelain exhibition, the latter being the most interesting. All these very exotic creations made by all kinds of porcelain techniques. I liked the paper porcelain work, which had this feathery touch to it, and which looked like it would fold any moment, but is in truth hard as a knuckle. The work was beautiful, but the artist was a grouchy old bag. Nevertheless, I bought this gorgeous porcelain neckpiece. And we walked and walked and walked in the gorgeous morning sun. The weather was perfect; chilly ‘n’ sun.

I have decided to dispense with a cook. They get catty after a while, and never understand the difference between flavour and spice/ grease. So, I picked up some spring onions, white pepper and chilly flakes, ginger, chicken and coconut milk and voila…a comforting chicken recipe that needs no tomato. Now, it may sound like I am showing off my newly developed culinary interest/ skill…but my Punjabi friend did seem to like it. She had two BIG helpings, and she’s not a girl with a big appetite, typically.

Mmmmmmmmm….

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Goodbye old life…


2009
11.27

Typed on November 26, 2009:

Last year, on this very day, I was headed back to Mumbai post accepting a job offer in Delhi, Noida to be more precise. The previous night I remember watching on TV (in the days when I used to watch telly), bullets flying around at Leo’s in Colaba. I presumed it was a gangbang and drifted off to slumber-land. I woke up to an SMS, which conveyed concern and a sense of urgency from dad; Mumbai seemed to be burning.

My new boss texted to ask if I was alright, and en route to Mumbai. My friend, the Slug asked me to SOS if I could not find transport at the airport. The deafening silence at the a deserted domestic terminal in Mumbai, made this honourary Mumbaikar, very queasy. I headed to the Slug’s house and we watched in wonder and horror, as the gory events of 26/11 unfolding at the Taj Mahal Hotel in Colaba.

Shobha De was ranting (like a banshee) with fury to Barkha Dutt, about politicians from opposing parties travelling on the same flight, while the latter seemed impressed by this unlikely feat (a la such a national sacrifice!). Though I must admit, De was saying what should have been said, about politicians and their little tawdry tricks.

Narendra Modi arrived in Mumbai, and was posing tall in front of a TV camera. A man positioned himself (unknowingly) between the minister and the viewfinder, and a split second later, NM shoved the unsuspecting bloke out of the way! Comical. Akin to swatting a fly.

26/ 11 now seems light years, away. I no longer live in Mumbai, something I thought unimaginable a little over a year back. I resided for eight months in Noida, which for me is like the urbane wilderness. It’s quiet, dull, and what I disliked most is the lack of any cultural activity in this allegedly developed town.

I don’t know how eight months went by, and even though I lived there, I wasn’t really living. As I walked the streets, I was constantly looking over my shoulder to see who was observing me and what cars were approaching dangerously close. Though I must dmit, there were no “incidents”.

And yet, I don’t regret the experience, because I learned to appreciate the simple, joyous things in life. Like being able to stroll in broad day light, in a pair or shorts. Or stepping out at 12 am, to gab with a friend over a cup of coffee. And not having to travel (on an average) for four hours a day for a job I thoroughly detest.

Ahhh…life is good. Touch wood.

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Becoming Jane


2009
11.09

The Costa Coffee at Green Park sprung a couple of surprises. The fellow behind the counter who took the order communicated with his colleague rather efficiently, in sign language. As the latter prepared my takeaway, I walked towards another trooper who was whipping up a cappuccino. He motioned towards the sugar and the stirrer, his oriental features breaking into a smile. Then he communicated in sign language with the guy behind the counter, for the next order. It was a smooth operation, smoother than most in these parts.

On a different note, I watched Anne Hathaway sporting a somewhat awkward, somewhat quaint British accent in Becoming Jane. The movie gains momentum as it progresses. But all romantics be warned, the story ends on a rather heart wrenching note. Sigh.

What is most interesting though, are the similarities between the characters in Pride And Prejudice and Jane’s own life. Jane Austen’s mom is constantly fretting about her daughter’s marriage a la Elizabeth Bennet’s mom. On the other hand, Jane’s father is proud of his daughter’s literary prowess and agrees that she must marry for love, and not money or security, merely, a la Elizabeth Bennet’s father.

The wealthy Lady Gresham is a woman of means, pride and arrogance, as is the wealthy Lady Catherine De Burgh, a woman of means, pride and some arrogance. They say that Mr Darcy’s character was inspired by Jane’s real-life love interest. However, the former is a little uptight and wealthy, and the latter is a regular Don Juan who is poor as a church mouse.

Nevertheless, a heart wrenching, sweet film, about love and it’s complexities.

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Card party virgins


2009
10.16

In the spirit of the festive season, I lost a princely sum of Rs 140, in a “friendly” game of Teen Patti (three cards).

It was on the rooftop of a lovely Delhi bungalow, amidst diyas, scented candles, petals and potted plants. We munched on tortilla chips and cheese dip, and washed it down with white wine and rosé.

And so, for the price of seven parking parchees (receipts), I (and a couple more card party virgins) was oriented into the ‘card party’ culture, and became familiar with terms like “chaal”, “blind” and “show”.

Twas’ fun.

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Dilli Diary 2: Chivalry isn’t dead


2009
09.08

Just the other day, I suggested carpooling with a colleague, a sweet fella’, who sincerely drives three hours a day to work and back, along with some other colleagues. He nodded in agreement, but when I offered to chip in, he had a quizzical look in his eye. But it was settled, I would be carpooling.

In the next ten minutes, he walked up to another colleague (who happens to be a pal of mine) and inquired,” Whaa-t is ‘sheep ee-n’?” She in turn inquired in what context he heard the phrase. “I came across it on the Internet,” he told her, rather unconvincingly.

”It means to contribute,” she said.

The next time, I brought up the matter of chipping in, he nodded with a big smile. It’s a different matter though that he did not charge me a penny, even though I insisted. Yes, chivalry isn’t dead in Dilli, entirely.

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Dilli Diary 1: “Yes sir” & “Yes ma’am”


2009
09.07

In the past one week, I have finished reading eight essays dedicated to the capital and one book, which gave me some insight into the way of life in this city. Now, I am starting to see things in a very different light.

I remember my Class X teacher in school, balking at us if we referred to him as ‘sir’. “Have I received the knighthood?” he would demand to know. So, I sometimes addressed him as Mr so-and-so, but mostly never at all; it just seemed a little awkward. However since then, I have hardly referred to anyone as “sir”; it seems primitive, colonial, feudal.

17 years down the line, a twenty-something new recruit at work (in Delhi) recently referred to me as ‘Ma’am’, and I felt queasy.

Reminds me of the time when a twenty-something new recruit from Delhi referred to his editor and boss (in Mumbai) as “Ma’am”, and she could not stomach it. We did our best to get him to address her by her first name, but he would get very squeamish about addressing a “senior” by her first name, and could never bring himself to succumb to this casual media work culture. He got a different job, and we shall never know if this Dilli kid will shake off his feudal ways.

Reminds me of yet another instance, when a twenty-something new recruit from Delhi, referred to his boss, a very senior editor (in Mumbai) as “Sir”. Now, this senior editor’s attitude is so casual, that every now and then he poses random (sometimes scandalous) questions to his editorial staff to the effect of “If you had a chance, would you sleep with Shah Rukh Khan?”. No one would bat an eyelid, and would in fact, answer his questions in a matter-of-fact, nonchalant manner. So, when he was addressed as “Sir”, the editor scampered away in fright, and the kid did not know what hit him.

The “sir”, “ma’am” and “ma-ii-dam” culture is predominant in Delhi. In fact, once I was referred to as ‘Merrilji’! I could barely hold still, and was laughing raucously, inside.

Yes, things tend to be formal, and there’s a very clear class and hierarchical distinction, in every realm of life. For instance, a driver will refer to his employee as “Sir” or “Madam”, which is okay and applies to many parts of the world and country, but he in turn will often be referred to by his employer, as “driver”, which sounds absolutely terrible.

I know of this one family who refers to their servant as “Naukar” (servant) and he has been working for them for ONLY 20 years!

On a different note, in my apartment complex, we have a separate elevator for servants and drivers, and how do we know that? The notice next to it clearly states “Lift for drivers/ servants)”, which easily could have said “Employee lift” or something more subtle. Ironically, when the lift for residents broke down, everyone — and I mean everyone — was using the lift meant for the help.

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My first dent


2009
09.01

My car received its maiden dent this morning, when a Honda City swerved from right to left sans any indication, and stopped dead in its tracks, whilst trying to enter the housing society on my left.

I braked, and a Santro Zing rammed into the rear end of my wee Alto. I glared at the driver, and he stepped out of his car and apologised profusely, mumbling something about his brakes not working — civilised behaviour for the average driver in these parts.

I stooped down to take a closer look at the black bumper; it was a mere scratch. So, I got back into the car. The first dent/ scratch seems like a necessary rite of passage for any new driver, and I recalled the words of an old classmate – after banging your car once, it’s all good. Touché.

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