Archive for May, 2009

Elevate. Non.


2009
05.31

In 2006, when I was working with Rediff.com’s feature section, I read a piece on Delhi’s brand new nightclub Elevate. My pal G mentioned that the hottest, sleekest guys and gals, visit the club, and that on Saturday nights, entering the club is a challenge.

Non!

Coincidentally, Elevate is located in Noida, just 10 km from my house. So, we decided to drop in. The cover charge was Rs 1,500 for a couple. I was frisked by some woman who was rather overzealous in her search. We entered only to discover that the place was empty.

There was a private party on the top floor, though one would never have guessed it from the lack of energy in the place. We paid Rs 1,000 for a bitter caprioska, and a Redbull and Vodka, with no vodka in it. By this time all the seats were taken, and so, we sat at the edge of the dance floor.

A very grumpy looking bouncer/ usher told us in a gruff manner that sitting at the edge of the dance floor was not allowed. So, we moved to a very uncomfy looking rexin couch. I folded my legs, and suddenly Mr gruff informed us: no feet on the couch, unless we kicked our shoes, off! Exasperated, I wondered is this a club or detention?

We continued lounging for the next one hour, as people walked in, and some terrible music played. My pal Al’s prediction was that when the Bollywood music kicked off, everyone would be bumping and grinding. And it turns out they did!

We picked up two more Redbulls, and beat a hasty exit. This place was a rip-off. And overrated piece of work. The waiters and bouncers and ushers, had zero hospitality skills. And the venue emanated a very cold, uncool vibe.

Next, we proceeded to Mamoushee, a rest0bar on the next floor. Micheal Jackson’s songs were played in the background, the drinks were nominally priced, the food was good and the service was warm, friendly and gracious. Mamoushee was like Vegas compared to Elevate.

Elevate was a buzz kill.

Update:

We cooked up more appropriate new names for the club.

Elefake.

Hellevate.

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BLAST FROM THE PAST


2009
05.28

So, yesterday I touched base once again with two guys from the past. Or rather they found me on Facebook and LinkedIn. One’s an investment banker who lives in Mumbai and “works hard and parties harder” (such a cliche!). The other is this slightly gawky executive who sounded kinda dull.

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THE ALAN HAS ARRIVED!


2009
05.15

Tonight we plan to drown our sorrows in cheap but good quality alcohol, apparently in the midst of some heavily painted navy wives.

Three of us are Muscat-teers.

Update:

There were no painted ladies. But my Long Island iced tea was so loaded, none of us could finish it, for fear of not manouvering the very safe streets of Dilli and reaching home in one piece. The venue was a navy guesthouse located in a prime area in Dilli.

We landed there and my friend who looks white but is in fact Indian was stopped at the gate. The watchman inquired if he was a gora. Lucky for my friend, he happened to have his passport on him, which stated clearly that he is Indian, indeed.

This line of questioning continued a wee bit because by policy non-Indian are not allowed into the venue. My friend calls it ‘reverse racism’, something he has been experiencing all his life.

We entered the bar only to discover the existence of a dresscode; men can’t wear denim.

So, Alan and the other Muscat-teer embarked upon an emergency shopping expedition to CP, in the quest of leather shoes and linen pants. “The drinks aren’t looking all that cheap now,” they chuckled.

By the time they got back, we were two drinks down and they shimmed and shone.

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HOT: RECYCLED OFFICES!


2009
05.14

My company has finally relocated from Noida (in Uttar Pradesh) to MG Road (in Delhi), which is en route to Gurgaon (in Haryana).

The two office spaces couldn’t be more opposite in character. The erstwhile one was swanky, with an assembly-line production of white cubicles and cabins. We had a pantry, a crèche, a table-tennis space and a gym (which sadly, no one seemed to use).

The new haunt is a nightclub-turned-office, which was originally designed with somewhat rugged interiors. You have wood and stone on the floor, and whitewashed walls. The brushstrokes are still visible, on purpose, of course.

Next door you can purchase a beanbag in the most vibrant colours for 700 bucks (some say you can bargain for as little as 300!). And we eat lunch in the adjoining resto-bar, whilst lounging on plush red sofas.

Some don’t like the space, but I think it has potential and may turn out to be a real project – in a good way.

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MOOLAH VERSUS MOJO


2009
05.13

These days I seem to meet so many people who are preoccupied with making lots of money and then using it for the sole purpose of enhancing their lifestyle.

One such yuppy, a cut-throat sales guys, wants 5 crores in his bank account. Once the deal is sealed, he will quit working for a living (expected, of course). He will completely indulge by playing with the most cutting-edge gadgets, drive the fastest cars, live in a fancy mansion, et al. Sigh. Such a cliché.

The dream figure for another is 100 crores. If he were to hit the jackpot, he might get into philanthropy or even turn entrepreneur, he said with such a casual air that it brought to mind a high society type (and this is me stereotyping) who organises a big ticket charity event to help poor people, but for whom poverty is a concept. Now here’s a smart, intelligent, well-read, well-educated IIM graduate with no life goal (except for getting rich) and no burning passion, which isn’t driven by money or fame.

Some people take long while to zero in on what drives them, and to really feel the passion. But some people aren’t looking, period. I think it’s sad that people with potential and all the credentials, don’t feel the love. Maybe one gets cynical post experiencing the murky side of corporate life, but eventually, I think for those who are truly motivated by something other than money and fame, they get their creative mojo back. And when it hits you, boy, it does with a bang!

It’s this extra something, which makes us committed and have a personal stake in the bigger picture. In Mumbai, I met many people who are passionate about something, and it doesn’t stem from material aspirations. They give their all sans expectation, and unconditionally.

I miss meeting people like that; they are so much more inspiring and those who want only money and fame.

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HARE KRISHNA


2009
05.11

Hare Krishna This weekend I bought my first piece of original art, from the artist herself. I never intended to actually do it, and was going to settle for a poster or wall hanging, to add some character to the living room. But then, I bumped into Meera who was selling her paintings at Dilli Haat.

I liked one with dancing dervishes, with a burst of primary colours. And I do so love primary colours. She was selling it for 9 k. I smiled squeamishly. “Out of your budget?” she asked, candidly.

“Yes, I said,” feeling a little embarrassed. “So, what is your budget and what are you looking for?” she asked with complete sincerity.

“I have to think about it, I suppose,” I said, not wanted to divulge the abysmal amount I was willing to pay for someone else’s creativity.

“Say Rs 1,000?” she volunteered. “Yeah,” I mumbled.

She asked me if I was looking for a mother and child theme. “No!”, I said a little too vehemently.

She looked around a wee bit and then pulled out an abstract piece, which coincidentally had all my favourite colours, green and blue. It featured a woman’s face, and her eyes were searching and she was calling out to someone. “Hare Krishna,” was scribbled in Hindi, several times.

“This one is for love and relationships,” the artist explained, convinced that this was the one for me. I paid her 2 grand and returned home, joyous.

The painting lit up the wall. Who knows, it could be a symbolic of wonderful things to come.

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THE DARNEDEST THING!


2009
05.09

A close friend of mine said the darnedest thing to me the other day; if the circumstances were different he would have pursued me and asked me to marry him. Apparently he thinks my personality is very appealing. I inquired about these circumstances, and he refused to comment.

And so, insightful, nosey me, I elaborated for him: religion, community and age.

He agreed.

We tend to have a love-hate relationship; every once in a while we have a fight over ideological differences, and then we agree to disagree. Yet, it takes us a while to reach a place where we truly agree to disagree.

And all the acerbic moments melt away, making way for the most delightful, affectionate, cheery exchanges.

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BABY TRAIN


2009
05.08

The sofa has helped me start reading again; the morning paper, books, Huffingtonpost.com.

And I can actually invite people home, sans wondering where they are going to park. One fine morning my neighbour dropped in with her two month-old son in her arms. He was being difficult and refusing to sleep. As I held him cautiously in my arms to give the tired-looking mommy some succour, a gentle sleep-inducing breeze crept in from the balcony. A few seconds later, the little cherub was asleep.

The mom looked half-relieved, half-shocked at this minor feat and wouldn’t allow me to speak, lest he should wake up any minute. “You may have an alternative career; start a creche in the building,” she suggested.

I observed later that the windows and balcony doors in her home are perennially shut and the air is static; even a mere cherub can sense this constriction of energy.

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CAR BUDDIES


2009
05.04

I get a ride from my neighbour-aka-friend-aka-ex-colleague-aka-travel buddy(aka-not mommy!) every day. We used to work together in Mumbai, and on my third day in Delhi, I bumped into him on the third floor of my building. It was a pleasant blast from the past.

So, it’s never a dull ride with this guy and we end up having some very bizarre conversations, every now and then. The other day we were talking about the M word: Marriage.

He thinks I should land myself a VERY rich chap. “He will need to be either Gujju or Punju,” he elaborated with absolute conviction (incidently he is Punju, too, so, I suppose it’s warranted!). Something to think about.

Music is also a part of the journey. We listen to 95 on the radio and share a chuckle everytime the RJ’s imaginary cow Adam moos. But of late the RJ has been talking absolute crap. So, my pal got a CD of…80’s music. We listened to Rick Astley, Thriller, The remixed version of Thriller by dance duo Signature for the Britain’s Got talent show and…Tarzan Boy!

The last number we listened to, twice. And my pal especially swears by what sound like gunshots at the start of the song. By the way, he is a fan of the blood, gore and violence of God Of War. That should explain it!

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THE MAID


2009
05.04

My maid is most enthused by the new old sofa set. She noticed that the wood was had plintered on one arm, and demanded in her usual overzealous manner to knowhow this came to be.

I really feel for her, this woman-child who has three kids at the age of 21, no education, and yet, is bright, enterprising and has a memorable personality.

So, this morning, whilst I was sipping chai and lounging on sofa, accepting new Facebook requests, she was mopping the floor and suggesting (rather vociferously) that I get two sets of covers for the cushions — so, she can wash one whilst the other sits snugly on the Sleepwell cushions.

Also, get a small centre table (wooden), she suggested, so, that she can serve breakfast and sip chai, here when friends pop over. She said all of this rather dramatically, like as if she was visualling a scene, and herself playing a major part in it.

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