Archive for November, 2008

Sunday November 30, 2008


2008
11.30

The last time Mumbai burned (July 11, 2006) I was heading back from Goa to the city by train. We left Margao station by around 6 pm and by the time we crossed the Northern border, some passengers received text messages from friends in Mumbai about the ongoing train blasts across the city.

An old man in the same boogie grew paranoid and asked his son who had just seen him off, to drive down to the nearest station, so he could return to Goa. He got off the train a few stations ahead of the border. The rest of us prayed and commiserated like victims who were possibly approaching a terrifying eventuality. When we entered Mumbai at 5 am, everything was silent and the stations were empty.

This time round, I was returning from Delhi airport on 27th morning to Mumbai. Passengers were glued to the flat screen TV watching the coverage on CNN-IBN, everyone wondering if they were making a mistake by entering a city under siege (a taxi blew up near the airport). But we took a chance and headed back anyway.

At the domestic airport in Mumbai, people looked glum and the rickshaw driver quoted three times the price. But I decided to pay him, since he looked sufficiently miserable. I felt relieved to be alive. My friend Slug was constantly on the phone with me, until I reached home.

I asked the rickshaw driver (in Hindi, my version of it ie),” Don’t you feel scared to drive with all this terror?”. His response was rather philosophical,” Ek din marna hi hai, tho kya karega?” (someday we need to die, so what can we do about it?)

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Wednesday November 19, 2008


2008
11.19

Things are happening fast and I need to keep telling myself,” Breathe, Merril, breathe”.

More details as the plot thickens.

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Friday November 14, 2008


2008
11.14

My faith in men-in-uniforms is vaguely renewed, this week.

One policeman helped me get a cab; I was trying to hail one for 20 minutes, but the cabbies sped off in a jiffy; they had their own destination in mind. Then the policeman offered to flag a cab, and pretty soon, at the sight of the uniform the first cabbie slowed down and I hopped in.

The second instance, was at Khar station. I forgot my purse and hence, my railway pass. Of course, since it was the only day of the entire, when I forgot my money that I got caught. The man in asked me to step into his office. I confessed that I forgot my wallet and my money, too. He very rather empathetic and took about Rs 100, with receipt, and the fine was apparently, Rs 250.

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Monday November 10, 2008


2008
11.10

LAST week, I went to Khyber for din-dins with a pal of mine. Most of the evening, I was ranting about how my friends who have fallen in love are driving me crazy with their neurotic post-falling-in-love behaviour. I made declarations about how I would never behave this crazy if I was in their place. I would be level-headed and sensitive (to friends) and still be there for them, the next time I fall in love.

This was his very profound response: “Merril when you DO fall in love, you will be f***ed!”

The food at Khyber was not great but the conversation did leave me with some food for thought.

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Monday November 3, 2008


2008
11.03

I HAVE a new self-appointed soul therapist, Juggi, who has offered to listen to my rants over chicken soup, this week. He comes with a good dose of humour, too. I went on a diatribe over this and that and more inconsequential stuff and this was the great one’s retort,” Hey , don’t split hairs when all you need is a perm!” He has offered to use voodoo on anyone who messes with me. I suggested we go for the voicebox of this one person I know who won’t shutup. “That’s too extreme. How about a bout of loosies? ” he suggested, benevolence shining through.

Smiles.

Voodoo’s a joke, people.  

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