Archive for October, 2008

Monday October 27, 2008


2008
10.27

TODAY’S panning out like an episode of Brothers& Sisters – full of highly inflammable, angst-ridden drama. I spent the first half of the day fire-fighting a situation, which flared up because certain people I know, ought to be urgently packed off for anger management counseling.

Anger is dangerous thing if not addressed, correctly. It can make you violent, it can make you say mean things. Worse still, it can be misdirected towards the nearest punchbag (usually people you love or people who tend to be a little meek and take other people’s crap). I might have this person some years back, and now, I see my friend snapping at others with a vengeance. Angry people hurt themselves the most.

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Sunday October 26, 2008


2008
10.26

I MANAGED to catch Body of Lies at the theatre. It’s well-made, gimmicky and entertaining. And there’s lots of eye candy in the form of Leonardo Dicaprio, whose character looks even sexier every time he gets a new scar. And then there’s Mark Strong who is somewhat drool-worthy (don’t go by that villainous pic in IMDB)in the role of a dapper Jordanian head of intelligent. Mmmm!

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Thursday October 16, 2008


2008
10.16

THIS WEEK I attended a press conference. There were media folks and corporate-types. During the Q&A, post the panel discussion, we heard a lot of clichéd questions being asked by the press. In turn the corporate-types gave diplomatic answers. Post the event there was mingling and a buffet of greasy delicacies.

I tried having some conversations but all I got were pre-scripted responses from the corporate-types. And many of the media people seemed to have no opinion whatsoever. What did you think of this? “Er…it was great/nice/fabulous/wonderful”.

At first I thought,” I’m in a room full of frauds, fakers, people with no mind of their own.” But then I realised that that’s probably not true at all. Everyone has an opinion. Everyone is probably real. But I think they have forgotten these two aspects of their personality and as a result have become somewhat brain dead, when it comes to the job.

Everyone seems to be playing a role. The journos need a sound byte and the corporate-types need a give a squeaky clean answer, which borders on the sterile. One corporate communication lady randomly walked up to me and said, ”I think I have seen you before”. She made small talk for a while, while I racked my brain for something to say, and by the by, noticed that she was very bony. Our conversation went nowhere, because she came across as compulsive networker who kept making small talk. Ultimately she said, rather abruptly,” Okay bye!”.

I did meet one ‘real’ person. She spoke her mind and reacted a little more genuinely. I felt relieved.

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Wednesday October 15, 2008


2008
10.15

I STUMBLED upon this amusing site called E-mancipate. It’s for men who wear pantyhose, which has in turn come to be known as mantyhose. I passed it on to a gay friend, and HE thought it was bizarre. Anyways, it’s good for laughs.

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Tuesday October 14, 2008


2008
10.14

I HAVE this classmate/friend from school whom we shall refer to as P. I grew up thinking that he was a sweet, non-cerebral type with a good heart but mostly zero intellect. He even gifted me a birthday present on my 15th birthday, which was very thoughtful of him. He’s a typical specimen of his community, the stuff that jokes (mostly cliched ones) targeted at that particular one, reek of.

Now, 20 years down the line, I have discovered that P was known to be a little creepy in school. He apparently once threatened a girl with r&&p, over the phone. What’s really funny (or may be sad) is that someone (we don’t know who) started a ‘Let’s send P to hell’ club on Orkut, and quite a few of my classmates are a part of it! I don’t know whether to feel bad for the guy or to laugh about it, till I choke.

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MMMM….


2008
10.14

So, this feast of cold cuts, oysters, pate, cheeses, asparagus and other exotic veggies and crunchy desserts, served as a buffet along with your choice of main course and unlimited alcohol is worth every penny, Rs 1,800, exclusive of taxes, to be precise. Tiger white wine is my poison.

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Monday October 13, 2008


2008
10.13

I LOGGED into Orkut after eons, today, only to discover a really precious testimonial by a friend, about moi. Here goes, with my commentary in caps:

Merill (SPELLING ERROR) is one of the nicest people I know. She is a smart, savvy and sophisticated young woman (I AGREE COMPLETELY) with a good head on her shoulders (AND WHAT LOVELY SHOULDERS!). She speaks her mind (AND SUFFERS THE CONSEQUENCES SOMETIMES, PROFUSELY FOR IT) and expects a lot out of people (THIS COULD HAVE NEGATIVE UNDERTONES). That’s because she sets high standards for herself. She has a good heart and I am happy to know her for 20 years.

Sniff!

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STRANGER


2008
10.13
BRUNCH was awesome this week, mostly because I attended a rhythmic breathing-improv dance-yoga class before heading to the venue. The strategy paid off.  The tone of my voice was rich and vibrant. I felt energetic and confident, and it seemed to emanate from a happy place, within me.
We had a substitute drummer this week, a cute chap with the most sincere smile and puppy dog eyes. He seemed more evolved than the rest of the band members and his presence lent a certain positive vibe to the experience. However, I noticed that though he was friendly, he was also detached, and my hunch turned out to be true.
The lead guitarist who plays a leadership role in the scheme of things suggested that I get a lift back home with the drummer. So, he agreed. On the way home, he got a call from his wife and he had a 10-minute conversation, post which he seemed very shook. And then he spilled the beans to me, a complete stranger, ‘ because I came across as a ‘nice person’.
His wife was possessive and his dad was a complete pain in the ass. And they all co-habitated under the same room, along with this two girls. And the friction coupled with the constant shortage of funds makes my life seem like a dream. Sigh.

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Friday October 10, 2008


2008
10.10

THIS WEEK an old pal and I swapped stories. I knew her all of five seconds in college (she switched from microbiology to pharmacy within two weeks).

Post this brief stint we kept in touch through letters, sort of like pen pals. Her stationary was very pretty: pink, pastels, floral prints. Mine was miserably bland in contrast.

On the other hand, my letters were more spontaneous and usually imbibed my mood of the moment (includes some cussing about brain dead college profs). Hers were more structured, and tended to focus on weekly activities and achievements. Now, the gal’s married, has a successful career, two cute cherubs, lovely apartment — the whole new-age, upper middle class, marital enchilada.

We met at Shiro, a lounge bar with a zen-like ambience, located in Worli. I’ve been here once, in a bid to escape the din and peculiar brand of pretentiousness at the Hard Rock Café, next door. Opening the front door takes some effort; it’s more than 8 feet tall, made of wood, looks gorgeous and weighs a ton (get fit Merril!). A tall sculpture of Buddha (over 8 feet) faces the entrance, which is lined with very pretty accessories resembling tear drops. Post a couple of vodkas they begin to resemble drops of blood, courtesy the red colour.

Nice loos, too. The doors, which are made of wood and can be folded (they have metal hinges at the fold), remind me of the ones back in my ancestral home in Goa. The walls are made of brick, which lends a rustic touch. More brick walls outside, too and the ones on both sides of the Buddha are ensconced with candles.
 
In the afternoons, they offer two special menus – unlimited sushi and maki @ Rs 605 (tis’ a steal!) and unlimited dim sums, also, @ Rs 605. This includes taxes. So, we ordered one of each, and what followed was a culinary orgy of unlimited vegetarian and non-vegetarian sushi, maki and dim sums.

We relished the asparagus and prawn dim sums, the chicken and shitake mushrooms and the beef and spicy chicken maki. The trudge back home is all a blur, but the post-sushi snooze made it worth the effort.

By the way, I told my friend that she makes a pretty trendy mom. Last Sunday’s HT’s Brunch predicts that dangly bag accessories will be the next big thing in Mumbai. And there it was, a bunch of silver chains and a silver-colour scorpion, dangling from the strap of her handbag (her sun sign is Scorpio). It costs Rs 150, but looks worth at least Rs 700. I’m all for buying inexpensive stuff that looks and feels like it costs a bomb.

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Wednesday October 8, 2008


2008
10.08

HERE’S a brill specimen of new age marketing being used to promote an age-old practice. Thanks to this Brajeshwar guy for posting, and Meera for her viral efforts.

On a different, I was telling a friend of mine that I was feeling spiritually bankrupt. This was his retort in light of the global meltdown: “It’s better than being actually bankrupt”.

On yet anothert note, a friend of mine burst into the room with a great deal of excitement and declared that “someone has just found a soulmate”. “You?”, I asked. “No, someone. I can’t tell you, but you will get the news, soon!” he bumbled on, trying to catch his breath.

“Well, till we find soulmates, we shall have to do with solemates,” I said, pointing to my sassy, new pair of killer white heels (Bangkok-types). The object of my infatuation comes with bold, purple-colour soles, and cost 550 bucks (brand: Miss Saigon…eeks!) but like they are worth Rs 3,000.

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