Creative Ways To Convey Mundane Messages…
Will you be my shopping conscience?
You want valuable inputs while shopping for the latest additions to your wardrobe and you think a certain guy (could be friend, boyfriend or hubby) is up to the challenge. This line will prick his conscience before he manages to say ‘NO’.
I am feeling creatively bankrupt.
(Contributed by my eloquent friend Altaf Abid)
A way to tell your boss that your reservoir of creative juices has just dried up.
I want to listen to ‘soothing music to massage the weary muscles of my mind’.
A genre of music which helps your mind de-stress. The choice of music could vary from head-banging heavy metal to mind-numbing pop depending upon the sensibility of the person.
This one falls under ‘Conversations With Myself’
I wish I could step out of myself and swat me.
Your inner voice, pleading with you whilst you are in the process of doing something exceedingly stupid. Like making out with some moron when you are totally pissed. Or settling for an unappealing figure whilst negotiating with your soon-to-be boss even though your gut tells you that you are worth more and hence should be quoting a more appropriate figure.
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