A Buttclenching Fetish…
Today has sprung up just way too many ups and downs for a mere mortal like me to handle! …arrogant people, crazy people, dumb people, people of all mind-sets, people with fetishes and people with not-yet-but-soon-will-be diagonised mental illnesses.
For instance I know this one individual who goes by the handle of ‘buttclencher’ and gets obsessive about it. If you find a ‘buttclencher’ chatting on Yahoo! or MSN messenger, doling out ‘gyan’( Hindi word for knowledge but read here as unsolicited advice) on a discussion forum or blogging furiously, it’s him…my friend with a buttclenching fetish!
Now let me tell you about the people in my office…there are a bunch of designers who think they have conquered the universe by their sporadic spasms of creativity…then there is a dumb bimbo who thinks she knows it all, but in reality knows absolutely zilch…then there is a Bengali Babu whose witticisms and spontaneous repartees manage to salvage any dull day…then there is the boss who mails me precisely 652 times a day…
I must also relate a strange experience I had at the Olive lounge Bar, a popular watering hole in Bandra. My ex-roommate and myself dropped in for a drink…we bumped into some acquaintance for hers who adopted us for the evening. A drunken friend of his also found us and fell in love with us instantly. She proceeded to pour out the story of her life, while we played Agony Aunts and listened politely. 3 drinks down and we called for the cheque, our friend insisted rather vociferously on footing the bill( featuring abominable figures) and then proceeded to drop us home. We never set eyes on this odd couple ever again!
BTW, my masquerade as ‘Epicurean’ was busted! The real miss-creant showed up. She is sensuous indeed!
do u work in Euro RSCG by any change?
butt clencher? hehe, I love nicknames on IRC..
I hope you are well!
*Blessed be*
Aniya